Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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