Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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