Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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