sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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