dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Help. Why am I so naked?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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