he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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