Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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