She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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