Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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