remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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