Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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