maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Just high enough for therapy.
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You ate ashes out of my bong
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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