it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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