Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I am available for nakedness
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