Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You need a sexual gate keeper
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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