just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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