The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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