no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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