Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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