when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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