Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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