Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
