her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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