You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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