Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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