The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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