enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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