if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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