sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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