She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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