lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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