i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
