Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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