goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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