matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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