They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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