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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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