So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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