Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me