what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.