She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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