...so i touched it.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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