Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
operation harelip BJ is a go
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I have fence marks all over my body
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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