we're blogging at a bar
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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