that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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