Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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