I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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