areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
honey bunches of taint.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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