Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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