Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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