So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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