Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
should my penis look like a turkey
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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