I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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