Do vagina's smell?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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