hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
only if we run a train.
done.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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