Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Who died my cat blue again?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
